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1. (your face) (1560↑, 184↓)
The ultimate comback to ANY and ALL insults thrown at you.....also something you can say if you dont know what to say. When someone asks you a question, you can say "YOUR FACE\!" This saying will also get your friends or ANYONE pissed, and leave.

person 1 : your fat person 2 : your FACE is fat\! person 1 : Your ugly\! person 2 : Your FACE is ugly\!\! person 1 : well.....YOUR STUPID\! person 2 : YOUR FACE IS STUPID\!\! person 1 : (Runs away crying) --------------------------------------- person 1 : Hey guys look at the cow\! person 2 : YOUR FACE\! ------------------------------------ person 1 : hey who wants to go to the movies today? person 2 : ...........YOUR FACE\! -------------------------------------- person 1 : Did you do your homework? person 2 : YOUR FACE\! person 1 : SHUT UP\! im asking you a question\! person 2 : YOUR FACE\! person 1 : I said SHUT THE FUCK UP\! person 2 : Yeah and i said YOUR FACE\! person 1 : GOD DAMMIT, BITCH\!\! person 2 : ok i'll stop........YOUR FACE\!\! person 1 : fuck you bastard\!\! (Leaves) -------------------------------------- person 1 : man, im tired....... person 2 : shut up\! person 1 : YOUR FACE SHOULD SHUT UP\! ------------------------------------- (playing video games) person 1 : HaHa im beating u\! person 2 : YOUR FACE\! person 1 : doesnt matter im STILL beating you\! person 2 : Your face\!\!\!\! person 1 : God enough\! person 2 : YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE\!\! person 1 : FUCK\!\! (Stops playing, and leaves)

Author: Blake and David http://your-face.urbanup.com/592644
2. (your face) (600↑, 73↓)
a phrase that can be added as a prefix or suffix to any insult as a comeback.

Dude: You're ugly. Guy: Your face is ugly. (prefix) Dude: That's hella stpid Guy: Not as stupid as your face\! (suffix) Dude: That makes no sense Guy: Your face doesn't make sense\! Dude: I'm leaving. Guy: I'd leave to if I had your face.

3. (your face) (485↑, 110↓)
the second in a series of gangsta insults.

Your mom\! Your face\! Your mom's face\!

4. (Your Face) (312↑, 84↓)
An insult used for humor or annoyance.

Person 1: Dude, you're a jerk. Person 2: Your face is a jerk. Person 1: Your mom is a jerk. Person 2: Your mom's face. Person 1: Your mom's face's mom. Person 2: Your mom's face's mom's jerkface. Person 1: Your mom's face's mom's face's mom. Person 2: Your mom's face's mom's face's mom's face. Person 1: Well, your mom's face's mom's face's mom's face's mom\! And my daddy can beat up your daddy. Person 2: STFU JERK\! Person 1: Your face... Person 3: Both of you STFU and post your conversation at [www.urbandictionary.com] Person 1 and Person 2: Your face\! *high five*

5. (your face) (196↑, 45↓)
Coming from 'your mom' and yo momma. Just to get off the subject of peoples' moms and how to insult them, people decided to use one of the most valued parts of the body....the face. used mostly to annoy and/or confuse people, your face is a term used by thousands of people around the world.

Confusing: A: Hello B\! B: Your face\! Annoying: A: I had a nice time talking to....YOUR FACE\!\!\! B: Say what? A: Say....YOUR FACE\!\! B: Shut up\! A: YOUR FACE\!\!\!\!\!\!\! B: I'm leaving...*leaves* A: YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE\!\!\!\!\!\! Insulting(this has happend to me alot): A: I saw something weird today... B: What? YOUR FACE????

6. (Your face) (150↑, 35↓)
Greatest of insults. Usable at any time\!

J:you're an ass\! A:Yea well... so's your face G:you arse licker A:Yea well... so's your face

7. (Your Face) (116↑, 31↓)
A phrase used when there's nothing left to say..preferably after someone else has said "your mom" or "yo momma"

" your mom" "yeah well your face" "sure your rich and smart but.... your face"

8. (Your face) (56↑, 15↓)
The Chuck Norris of comebacks. Nothing can defeat it.

Person 1: Yo mamma. Person 2: Your face. Person 1: Damn it all.

9. (your face) (50↑, 9↓)
Possibly the universal best and most annoyingly excellent and world reknown comeback, guaranteed to give you victory during a verbal arguement with some loser who cant diss. Should or Can be used in any or all context:

Verbal Arguement with some loser who cant diss: Loser: Wow your a loser You : Your FACE is a loser\!\! Loser: Wow, you call that a diss you mo-fo? You : You FACE calls that a diss you mo-fo\! Loser: Wow, you're a fag You : Wow, your FACE is a fag\! Loser: Stop saying that\! You : Your FACE should stop saying that\! Loser: Stop or i'll hit you\! You : Stop or your FACE will hit you\! Loser: Ugh\!\! \your\ faceGives up and stomps away\your\ face You : THATS RIGHT\! YOUR FACE\!\! Normal conversation context: Person1: Hey what do you want to do? Person2: What does your FACE want to do? Person1: Oh no, not that again. Person2: Oh no, not your FACE again. Person1: Can we just order a pizza? Person2: Can your FACE just order a pizza? Person1: Ahhh\! NeverMIND\! \your\ faceAngrily stomps away\your\ face Person2: Grins triumphantly and winks at viewers. You see? The universal best and most annoyingly excellent and world reknown comeback, guaranteed to give you victory during a verbal arguement with some loser who cant diss, or a random conversation with a person.

10. (Your Face) (59↑, 22↓)
Anytime you hear a derogatory adjective, just come back with "just like your face"

Sally: what an ugly picture\! Bobby: yeah, just like your face\! Latisha: that is one shitty car. Dante: just like your face\!

11. (Your Face) (53↑, 20↓)
An insult that is good at all times. Will usually result in a comeback that is impossible to counter against

U suck ass. YOUR FACE.

12. (your face) (34↑, 7↓)
A phrase that can be used in absolutely any situation, no matter how average. Derives from [your mom].

Person 1: I got an F on this test. Person 2: YOUR FACE got an F on this test\! Person 1: I saw something scary today. Person 2: YOUR FACE?\! Person 1: No, actually I saw the boogeyman. Person 2: YOUR FACE saw the boogeyman\! Person 1: You suck. Person 2: So do you. Person 1: Well...your mom. Person 2: Your face\! Person 1: Your mom's face\! Person 2: OOOOOOHHHH SNAP\!

13. (your face) (24↑, 5↓)
The best comeback EVER. gets anyone annoyed and you will always win.

Lindsay- I'm so hungry Cami- YOUR FACE IS HUNGRY Lindsay- shut up Cami- Shut your face up

14. (your face) (38↑, 19↓)
The sweetest comeback ever. If someone asks a question simply answer it with "your face" or "your mom's face". If you hear someone say "your mom" then go up to them and say "your face" then "I don't wanna hear it I win\!" and slug them. Just like slug bug.

1) Guy 1- Your mom goes to college Guy 2- Your face goes to college, IdontwannahearitIwin\! OOOOhhh score all your w00t are belong to me\! 2) Mom- You have to clean your room\! You- Your face has to clean my room\! Oh you just got [pwn3d] 3) Lucas- you should add banana phone and cool graphics to your site. Me- yeah, your face should add banana phone and kewl graphics\! OOOHHH [w00t]\!\!\!\!1111 I just totally [pwn3d] you\!

15. (Your Face) (23↑, 5↓)
like saying "yo momma" but instead, "your face"..a great come back to use over and over again

what did u get on the test? -Your Face\! what? -Your Face\! your mean -Your Face\!

16. (your face) (27↑, 10↓)
1. The uglyiest thing in the world 2. A great comeback

"EW today I saw the grossest thing... Know what it was?" "Yeah, YOUR FACE\!\!\!"

Author: A random somebody http://your-face.urbanup.com/1433582
17. (your face) (23↑, 5↓)
Probably one of the best comebacks in the world, ususally because your internal organs implode simultaneously whilst trying to hold in the laughter at this comment. This is awesome because faces are all different and have varying degrees of attractiveness. Also this comeback is just plain random.

A: Life sucks B: Your face sucks\! 1: You stink like crap 2: So does your face.

18. (Your Face) (23↑, 11↓)
The ultimate comeback. EVER.

"You're gay" "Your face is gay" "I'll gay your face" "I'll face your gay" "Your face is a gay" "Your gay is a face" "Ah, touche"

19. (your face) (37↑, 25↓)
1)a phrase that can be used to add random humor to any situation 2) a phrase that you can use to make an annoying person leave you alone

1)Hey look at that\!\! Its your face\!\! 2)person 1:Do you fellas wanna hang out tonight? person 2: Your face\!

20. (Your Face) (23↑, 12↓)
To be used in the beginning of the [your mom]/your face game; can be combined with a variety of other functions.

1: Your mom 2: Your moms face 1: Your moms face's face 2: Your moms second cousins pet monkeys proctologist 1: Your... proctologist's face

21. (Your face) (11↑, 2↓)
[Your face] noun; - refers to a noun in a sentence; it is supposed to replace any noun in any sentence, towards somebody in perticular.

original statement: That looks like a bad accident... revised statement: Your face looks like a bad accident... Original statement: Where are they coming from? revised statent: There on the corner of flamingo annndd, your face\!

22. (your face) (13↑, 5↓)
a way to diss someone back after they dissed u

someone says your gay so you say "your face is gay"

23. (your face) (16↑, 8↓)
Just the most prefect retort to any insult. It works because there's just no come back to it. It's so stupid that you win\!

A says, "Omg B, you're a dipshit." B says, "No you are, your face is." A says, "Uhh..." A says, "B, why do you want to marry a goat." B says, "Your face, that's why." Librarian whispers, "Quiet please, it's a library\!" B screams, "NO YOU ARE, YOUR FACE IS. KILLBOTS SHOOTING LASERS\!\!"

24. (your face) (14↑, 6↓)
A comeback you can use in any situation. Usually takes place of [your mom] otherwise known as [yo mama] and [jo mama].

Damn, you're ugly. You're face. You need to take a shower. Your face needs to take a shower. You're a faggot. Your face is a faggot\!

25. (your face) (11↑, 4↓)
sometimes a hilarious and/or stupid comeback with no known comeback. added when youre being hit with good insults.

shmo-ur really ugly and stupid shmo-hey what r u lookin at? jo-YOUR FACE\!\!\!\!\!\! HAHAHA\!\! *runs off screaming* \#2 fred- yo\! did you see that ugly guy today? bob-yup fred- oh yea? what did it look like? bob-YOUR FACE\! hahahaha\!\!\!\! fred-ummm, no your face bob- *already walking away* sure, dude the moments gone \#3 sally- *running away crying* jeff- what you do to her man? mike-uh, she saw YOUR FACE\!\!\!\!\!\! hahaha\!\!\!

26. (your face) (8↑, 2↓)
The WORST comeback EVER.

your weird. your face. your a dork. your face. i'm way better than you. your face is way better that you.

27. (your face) (16↑, 10↓)
an inferior synonym to [your mom] used as an immature, irritating comeback to anything said or asked (and is slightly less offensive to your mother)

Mom: Take the trash out. Me: Take your face out. Dad: How ws your day? Me: Your face\! Sara: I got the new Kagrra Album, nya nya\! Me: YOUR FACE, BITCH\! Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: Where's your face?\! Kid: You're stupid. Me: Your FACE is stupid\! Ohhh\! [PWND]\!

28. (your face) (15↑, 9↓)
what rhiannon says all the time.

halmark lady: this purse is ugly. rhiannon: yeah, well your face is ugly\! rhianno: what's a 'violen'? i play a 'violin'. britty: uh, your face is a violen\!

Author: brittyfuckingrobbins http://your-face.urbanup.com/886906
29. (your face) (6↑, 1↓)
an amazing comeback/word that people use way too much but is funny every single time

so what are you doing today?? YOUR FACE\! no seriously what are you doing today?? YOUR FACE\!\!\! OKay this is getting annoying ya well you know what?? YOUR FACE IS ANNOYING\!\! okay Im just gonna leave now because you are so stupid your mom is stupid... but not as stupid as your face ahhhh\! i hate you (leaves) in the backround: I hate your face

30. (Your Face) (9↑, 4↓)
[Your Face] has become a very popular come back, especially among college students. It can be used in many forms such as: so is [your face], [your face], [face], or [complete facial\!].... Sometimes people can even have full conversations with just this concept of [your face]. We use it if we have nothing else to say..... [Your face] is a perfect filler when you are at loss for words. Patty is [your face] all the time.

Patty: So Panda, what are you doing right now? Panda: Ummmm.... ::Looks at computer screen, then quickly looks at Patty with an evil eye:: [YOUR FACE\!\!\!] Patty: ::Angrily:: [YOUR FACE\!\!] Panda: ShU-Uh\!\! I hate [your face's] life\! Patty: Oh My Gah\!\!\!\! I can't stand the pain of [your face]\! Panda: [Your face's] face\! Patty: I cannot travel in this direction\! Panda: [Your face] can't travel in any direction\! Patty: You're a complete Facial McFacestein\! Panda: Huuurrrkk - - - - Blech..... Patty: ::silence::... Haha, [Face]. Therefor, Patty has prevailed.

31. (your face) (4↑, 0↓)
most brilliant insult in this whole wide world.

mom: turn off the light. me: turn off YOUR FACE.

32. (Your Face) (12↑, 8↓)
A highly awesome comeback.

Oh... you must take it up a notch... See, the is a progrssion to this "your face" stuff. Here is an example: Nick: WOw, that dog is really ugly. Sarah: YOU are really ugly\! Nick: Oh yeah, well your face is ugly. Sarah: Your MOM is ugly. Nick: Your mom's FACE is ugly\! OOOOHHH\!\!\! and whoever ends with your mom's face wins. yay\!

33. (Your Face) (7↑, 3↓)
An insult aligned [Your Mom] and [Yo Face] and is used a.when you can't think of anything better to say at the end of a sentance.

a. Guy: You suck and you really can't deny it. Girl: Yeah well, YOUR FACE\! b. Guy: You know what makes me mad? Girl: Whut? Guy: YOUR FACE\!

34. (your face) (3↑, 0↓)
a good dis unless said to much

"Well your stupid." "Your face is STUPID\!\!\!\!\!\!"

Author: Cierra Koolness o bby http://your-face.urbanup.com/2921181
35. (your face) (5↑, 2↓)
The best comback ever created

Joseph: Luke, you are such a frieken fag\! Luke: Your face is such a frieken fag\!

36. (Your Face) (5↑, 2↓)
The ultimate comeback est. by Alex S. and by no means can be used by Alex C.

Person 1"Your Face" Person 2"Your mom" Person 1"your mom's face"

37. (your face) (13↑, 10↓)
An insult much like "your mom". it is used when a person can not think of any better comeback

Erin:God you're a fat Mexican... Nelson:Your face\!\! Erin:OOO look at the pretty flowers Sara:Your face is a pretty flower

38. (your face) (2↑, 0↓)
something you say when annoyed with a question

person 1: heeeeey what are you guys laughing at? person 2:your face person 1:*lights person 2 on fire*

Author: yourfaceisfuunyiswear http://your-face.urbanup.com/5620340
39. (your face) (9↑, 7↓)
An insult or a comeback, can be used in any situation no matter what the target has said before.

Person 1: Im goin to the mall Person 2: YOUR FACE Patrick: Your face Melissa: What about it Patrick: Its ugly *Melissa slaps him* Patrick: Holy crap you slapped me. You're such a bitch.

40. (your face) (1↑, 0↓)
the most stupid comeback in the history of freakin history

Person 1: You're such an idiot Person 2: YOUR FACE\!\!

Author: TheBeatlesRock\!\! http://your-face.urbanup.com/5461274
41. (your face) (3↑, 2↓)
Greatest of insults. Usable at any time\!

S:what was that? T:your face S:oh, touché.

42. (Your face) (5↑, 4↓)
An answer to a question to a friend or person that annoys you.

q: Hey what's 7-5. a: Your face\!

43. (your face) (11↑, 10↓)
a derrogority insult

A - "wow thats some nice pants" B - "YOUR FACE"

44. (Your Face) (0↑, 0↓)
An insult used for humor or annoyance. When one calls someone and yells "Your Face", then hangs up immediately.

Bill: Hello? Jack: YOUR FACE\! *click*

45. (your face) (0↑, 0↓)
The greatest comeback of all time. Used either to answer a question you feel you don't have to answer, to answer a question you don't know, or to piss someone off.

Person 1: Dude, what's up with the look on your face? Person 2: Oh, I just looked at YOUR FACE\! Person 1: Dude, your a bitch Person 2: So is YOUR FACE\! Person 1: All I wanted to know is where you got those chips from Person 2: I got them from YOUR FACE\!

Author: hoplesslyinlove http://your-face.urbanup.com/5397519
46. (Your face) (0↑, 0↓)
An incredible failure that exceeds all comprehension. See also: Your mom, your sister.

"I am going to om nom your face."

47. (your face) (3↑, 3↓)
main: A quippy, sometimes frustrating comeback or response to a question, statement or insult delivered by a close companion. Often used simply to bide time for a real response or to show disinterest in a subject. alternate: Flagrant usage in Halo's multilayer mode as an expression of superiority or disdain toward other players.(see EXAMPLE \#3) *There is no known retort to this quip except the liberal use of [you wish] coupled with [your face]. This method can end up a frenzy of retorts however.(see EXAMPLE \#4)

**EXAMPLE \#1 "the disinterested response"** (as an answer) dude: You see that Britany Spore video? guy: ummm... Your Face\! (as a quip) dude: "[dude]... I saw this crazy show on the discovery channel about muskrats and(cut off by use)..." guy: "[Dude]\!.. Your Face\!" **EXAMPLE \#2 "the bide for time response"** dude: "Do you want to get KFC or Popeyes?" guy: "Your Face\!..." dude: "seriously" guy: "Your Face is serious" dude: "..." guy: "I wanna hamburger" **EXAMPLE \#2 "the comeback"** dude: "guy, you can't drive for shit\!" guy: "Your Face\!" **EXAMPLE \#3 "the Halo usages")** (superior response) player1: "WHAT THE CRAP\!... I Totally Shot you in the face\!" player2: "Your Face\!" (disdane response) player3: "HA hahahaha, [dude] I fragged your ass" player4: "uh hu... Your Face\!" **EXAMPLE \#4 "the only known retort"** dude: "ha ha ha ha... Your such a freakin moron" guy: "Your Face\!" dude: "you wish my face\!" guy: " you wish I wish your face\!" dude: "... your face."

48. (your face) (4↑, 4↓)
an insanely contagious phrase which can be used as a comeback to just about anything. it can include other words to make it even better such as mom, dad, dog, grandma, etc.

claudia: well, your mom\! sarah: yeah, well your face\! claudia: your MOM`S face sarah: your DAD`S face claudia: well your CAT`S face ...

Author: sarah nicole x3 http://your-face.urbanup.com/1536239
49. (your face) (0↑, 1↓)
an ugly thing that is attached to your head that you breath, see, taste, and smell with.

guy\#1:what's this ugly thing in the mirror? guy\#2:your face. guy\#1:ooooohhhhhhh.

50. (your face) (0↑, 2↓)
An insult you can use in pretty much any context, much like adding “your mom” before something. This term was most likely first used in California. Since about 2006 it has spread throughout the internet.

1) Person A: Hey, I found a penny\! Person B: Your FACE found a penny\! 2) A: Dude, you suck at this game. B: Your face sucks at this game\!

Author: Ned W. Varlains http://your-face.urbanup.com/6166286
51. (your face) (0↑, 2↓)
A less intelligent form of "[your mom]"

Friend 1: What are you doing this weekend? Friend 2: YOUR FACE\!\!\! Friend 1: ...That didn't even make sense. Friend 2: Your face doesn't make sense.

52. (your face) (5↑, 7↓)
another way to say "you"

i love your face, i was just talking to your face, bring your face over here

Author: twinkle-twinkle-little-STAR http://your-face.urbanup.com/2071359
53. (your face) (12↑, 14↓)
a diss like "your mom"

gay dude: man this shit is gross is it raviolli? spaghetti? or just plain shit? you: its ur face ugly ass

54. (your face) (11↑, 19↓)
Some gay comeback that brothers tend to use.

What? Did I hear...your face?

Author: asdfghjkl1234567890 http://your-face.urbanup.com/1310824
55. (your face) (6↑, 21↓)
Used in an argument when it is required to bring it to the most low level of childishness

person 1: "yer Face\!" person 2: "yer Ded\!"

56. (your face) (11↑, 35↓)
- A phrase equivilent to the middle finger. An insult, to make fun of, usually meaning 'you suck', to point fun of someone's looks or appearance. Mostly used a friendly gesture to make fun of a friend in a non-demeaning manner. - Also can be used by placing your palm under someone's chin and saying 'Your face...It reeks'

Example 1 : Friend 1 - 'Hey Guys, you like my new shirt?' Friend 2 - 'Tim it's an extra small, your face' Example 2 : 'Dude, you're playing too slow, you're emo...your face...It reeks'

Related: your mom, face, comeback, your dad, your mum, insult, your, your mom's face, stupid, ur face, yo face, awesome, burn, cool, funny, your moms face, your mother, chicken, comebacks, diss, fail, fucker, lol, yo momma, you, amazing, asshole, bitch, crap, laugh, meow mix, mom, no, nuggets, poop, shit, terrible, yard sale, your arse, you're face
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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